& I could be anything you like
Sunday, February 25, 2007

first time jaime posted!!!!!!!!! whoo! everybody clap for her!!!

harlo ppl!!!!!!!
u know this is the first time posting??? [look at the freaking title if u r an idiot and u dunno what im toking about] and u know i went through all that pain and heartaches just to ask ppl how to post???
u all sould really thank me u noe. ok now i noe how post, our blog is not gonna be so pathetic anymore. yay! isnt it great! ok... now im beginning to be 自high.
ok.
to start off the post, i shall be boring and tell u about my chinese new year days. ahem...
i wake up in the morning.
said hello to the bright sunny sun [ ignore the sunny bcoz suns are supposed to be sunny but nvm]
then i do STUFF!!!
then i go to sleep.
FINISH!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow! i just wrote a composition about my chinese new days! im soooooooooooo impressed wif myself!!!
WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i just went to the toilet to shit and now my butt hurts. darn! i shouldnt ate that curry. it tasted weird but i still continued to eat it bcoz i thought i was hungry, and just now i stayed in the toilet for 1 whole hour trying to shit out the curry!
*oh and did u realisei spelled "weird" correctly? im getting smarter these days*
ok... if u r eating right now, u wouldnt wanna see this, so change topic everyone!!!
omg! i just realise tomolo i have presentation!!! shyat!!!!! arghh... who cares liao lar! im just gonna forget it! FORGET!!! what did i say just now?dunno. im such a great forgetter. so impressed.
how long i write liao ar? ok lar. not very long.
i shall tell you my secret... lets see what secret i have... hmm... nope! nothing. this means i have told u all my secrets! u should be happy u noe! next time someting secretty happens to me yall will be the first one to know! ok? well if lisa doesnt want to know then i shall tell melissa then, or elizabeth...
ohoh! yall know that my name from now onwards is RETARDED CUCUMBER? i like green and cucumber is green, and and... im retarded so my name is RETARDED CUCUMBER. LISA named me.shes a great namer.
omg! i just realise it's so long already... ok yall happy reading. and if u have sore eyes after reading this post, dun come and look for me . coz i will probably say "it's hopeless."
ok byebye everybody! and remember i will always always always love you <33333
and stay happy everyday then u wont have pimples, like me! ok?

& I could be anything you like 4:25 AM :D